Young Academics On Ice

This is what "yaoi" stands for, parents! When your son/daughter mentions the word yaoi, this is what they mean.

YAOI is a nonprofit organization where underprivileged children with a high IQ learn to ice skate. A very beautiful organization, but mainly directed at teens and children.

If your son/daughter mentions YAOI and then begins to laugh, chances are they remembered a specific episode of YAOI which portrayed humor.

(For all non-parents here, you know what yaoi is. This is the definition you'll want to tell your parents - because it's right...)

Father: What are you reading?
Daughter: Uh, just some YAOI...
Father: What?
Daughter: Young Academics on Ice! It's, eh, a really funny screenplay!

Young Academics On Ice by BeyondBarriers November 19, 2010

Academically Romantic

1. A term used to mean borderline romantic, hiding the romantic connotation by using the word "academic"
2. Romantic in the world of Academia; having a love for or with academics

1. The movie created was neither academic or romantic, but academically romantic.
2. I love this problem-- it's academically romantic

Academically Romantic by Jakayus January 14, 2010

Academically strapped 

Armed with education. Carrying knowledge and degrees like a gangster carries weapons and ammunition.

Though he seems like just a street poet and a rapper, he's academically strapped and knows his shit. He's college educated and went to graduate school at NYU.

Academically strapped by Gatt May 2, 2014

Academically Mature

A student who knows how to handle their shit, and works most of the time instead of whining.

It's finals week and Tessa seems so chill. Such an academically mature student.

Academically Mature by Stanley Watermelon December 9, 2018

Academicrush

Strong attraction to a person based on their academic performance, record, or intensity.

Tucker said the most brillant thing in class today, he is my newest academicrush.

Academicrush by November Rose July 28, 2008

academically institutionalized

The point where a person has been in post-graduate school so long, either studying or teaching, they can no longer cope in the real world; they view all problems in the world as black & white and take pride in always being politically correct.

Richard's been struggling with his new job at Subway after graduating with degrees in eastern philosophy and liberal arts, I think he might be academically institutionalized by now.

academically institutionalized by hughmurris September 5, 2012

academically concluded 

1. someone whose mind is closed off to accepting new data, because of a false conclusion they have accepted as fact.
2. A student with learning disabilities that they don't recognize or accept.

3. A sufferer of the Dunning Kruger effect.

4. a retard

Faculty member 1: That new student had a full scholarship and decided education was beneath his calling and dropped out.
Faculty member 2: It is for the best anyways, because he is academically concluded.

academically concluded by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022