The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.
"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"
by Billy Badass April 11, 2005
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one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.
"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."
by Luke April 14, 2005
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Something people like me do for reasons not always religious. I'm abstinent because I don't wanna be that girl who got pregnant when she was 15 and now has a McJob.
Abstinence is not always for religious reasons.
by ****^_^**** May 4, 2010
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Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.
Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation
by wchp March 13, 2016
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basically waiting till you're married to have sex. strangely popular now that the jonas brothers do it - and because edward cullen made bella wait.
"So that's it? You won't sleep with me until we're married?" - Bella Swan.

Teen girls: OMG I'M TOTALLY GOING FOR ABSTINENCE NOW.
by ilikesparkles May 30, 2009
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To practice of being abstained from sex for a long or short period of time.
"Hey John do you want to make love?
No, thanks Sarah I'm considering abstinence for a while"
by Tyra Rhodes June 14, 2018
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A choice. Choosing not to do something that you want to do. Self-control.

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"I guess I should abstain from shopping this weekend; my credit card is maxed!"

"Yeah, I've had sex before, but I'm choosing abstinence now. I don't want herpes on my balls."

"I drank a lot in high school, but got tired of it. I guess you could say I'm "abstaining"--whatever--I don't have to drink to have a good time."
by Audra L January 29, 2009
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