absotruly 

something that is so incredibly the best, it can only be described as absolutely truly the most wonderful thing ever.

This new candy is absotruly the best thing I have ever tasted.

absotruly by verukka June 5, 2011

Absotrumply 

Adverb : Without exception; completely; wholly; entirely, until push comes to shove and just before shit gets real.

I absotrumply will not allow foreign nations to impugn the sovereignty of the United States.

Absotrumply by Wbienek September 3, 2017

absotruthly

To validate that the truth was spoken.

David: yo,you hit that last night?
Absotruthly!

absotruthly by blizziewoo May 7, 2022

Absotutly

Most definitely affirmative better than yes.

Absotutly you may go to the sockhop tonight.

Absotutly by Periwinkletoe February 10, 2026