An amazing man who makes very entertaining content but still gets unnecessary hate.
Absorber is just a funny yet very underrated guy.
Absorber is just a funny yet very underrated guy.
hey do you watch absorber yt or on Twitch or Tik tok.
-No i don't
You should he makes good content but its okay if you aren't interested i his videos
-No i don't
You should he makes good content but its okay if you aren't interested i his videos
by Clemintine-the-moth August 10, 2021
by AgentKurt August 25, 2023
to take in a liquid, gas, or other substance from the surface or space around
absorb something Plants absorb oxygen.
Let the rice cook until it has absorbed all the water.
absorb something into something The lotion is easily absorbed into the skin.
make part of something larger
often passive to make something smaller become part of something larger
absorb something The country simply cannot absorb this influx of refugees.
absorb something into something The surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city.
absorb something Plants absorb oxygen.
Let the rice cook until it has absorbed all the water.
absorb something into something The lotion is easily absorbed into the skin.
make part of something larger
often passive to make something smaller become part of something larger
absorb something The country simply cannot absorb this influx of refugees.
absorb something into something The surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city.
by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020
by Waternerd77 April 17, 2021
(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.
Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
by highschool45 May 14, 2023
by GuyInSpace August 31, 2023
One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018