absolution

Third album by the British band MUSE considered by many to be their best. Considered by others to be highly overrated. Still one hell of an album.

I just bought Absolution.

absolution by RavenousPlant April 15, 2006

Absolution

Another amazing album by the ultimately amazing band Muse. It includes the following songs:

1. Intro
2. Apocalypse Please
3. Time is Running Out
4. Sing for Absolution
5. Stockholme Syndrome
6. Falling Away with You
7. Interlude
8. Hysteria
9. Blackout
10. Butterflies and Hurricanes
11. The Small Print
12. Endlessly
13. Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
14. Ruled by Secrecy

My favorite song from Absolution is Time is Running Out.

Absolution by Kailey__09 May 19, 2009

New Year's Absolution 

Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.

Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'

Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'

Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'

Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.

New Year's Absolution by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

Final Assolution 

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

Final Assolution by HDog June 20, 2015

Absolution

Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.

James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.

Absolution by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008

Abolution 

What atheist scientists who don't believe in evolution actually believe in.

Combination of evolution and Abolish.

Hey dude we should abolish evolution...... would be great.
Lets help build abolution.

Abolution by editiorial editor November 4, 2009

Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds

Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.

Absolution by geoxd657 April 13, 2018