Shat-in-absentia 

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016

accentism 

Similar to racism or sexism, it is discriminating based on someone having an accent, usually a particular accent.

I realized I had a problem with accentism when I immediately assumed the person was unintelligent upon hearing their southern drawl.

accentism by Mushu19 November 6, 2011

assenism 

when a person uses the word "ass" to describe how large something is

John: Damn Phil, that was a big ass plane that just flew over our heads.

Phil: That's strange John, I haven't seen any ass planes lately.
Nice assenism you used there.

assenism by Derry Air May 25, 2011

Testicular Absenteeism 

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

Testicular Absenteeism by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012

The Absentia Lardum Effect 

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

The Absentia Lardum Effect by Verosumatic October 5, 2016

absentini

An absence attributed to excess martini consumption.

Patty: Sorry to have blown you off at spin class this morning. Meltem was in town last night, and we stayed out waaaaay too late.

Judy: That will be recorded as a fully-excused absentini.

absentini by Judy Gresham August 14, 2010

absenteeism 

Absenteeism means remaining absent for the work which has been designated to an employee.

If Labour is given the work to paint the wall, he remain absent and the work is pending, the wall might be painted by some one else. The labour here is involving Absenteeism by not attending to paint the wall.

absenteeism by Ajay.S August 23, 2006