a charm used by Harry Potter; created by the Half Blooded Prince that forces an unaware victum to immediately drop there pants and start givin'er relentlessly, despite the victims suroundings, also can be used on self for a quick and easy jerk
Harry potter became quite angry with malfoy and pointing his wand shouting, "abra ka jerkium!" Immediately malfoys pants dropped, he began to jerk is "wand" quite rapidly, the whole front row of the charms class got soaked by his creamy goodness. Herminny unfortunetly got pregant in the process due to malfoys magical jism, now Harry's even more pissed.
by stephen the anus man May 31, 2006
*Guy innocently cooking dinner*
Girl: "Abra-ca-grab-ass!" *grabs a generous handfull of bum, then disappears*
Guy: "Was I just molested by a magician?"
Girl: "Abra-ca-grab-ass!" *grabs a generous handfull of bum, then disappears*
Guy: "Was I just molested by a magician?"
by Word Burglar September 19, 2009
by jaden reyes December 28, 2019
To say that one is going to throw a big party in order to receive positive attention from ones peers, before canceling the event last minute. Often followed by a large backlash from the disappointed would-be party goers.
Chad 1: "Dude, are you going to Eugene's party this Friday? I heard it's gonna be insane!"
Chad 2: "Eugene? This is like the 5th time he says he's going to throw a party, I guarantee he's pulling yet another Abra Host"
Chad 1: "Wow, really? What a douche."
Chad 2: "Eugene? This is like the 5th time he says he's going to throw a party, I guarantee he's pulling yet another Abra Host"
Chad 1: "Wow, really? What a douche."
by Chaddicus Maximus May 20, 2018
A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
"Its my way, or yeaaahhhhhh yeahh yeahhhhhhhh!!!!! WAKE UP!!!! QUIT SMOKING METH IN MY MOMS BASEMENT!!! SPONGEBOY ME BOB! N××××× CAT F××!! I'M SO FUCKING EDGY! I LIVE IN COROLLA!!! ABRA-KADOUCHE!!!
by Xam Xela May 13, 2020