Pre-Abandoned 

1. A building or military installation that is never intended to be used, but which must be constructed anyway for political reasons.

2. A public space that planners know will never be occupied or properly used. It gets built anyway to satisfy a planning commission or zoning board.

3. The act of constructing something useless and pointless because it is demanded by an overall "plan."

"Did you hear about those Pre-Abandoned schools in Iraq? They built them out in the desert without any electricity or air conditioning. No one will ever use them, but at least they look good on paper."

Pre-Abandoned by Peter Kobs September 22, 2009

abandoned chip 

when you leave a chip in salsa or any other kind of dip.

Damn it, I dropped my chip in the salsa bowl, now its an abandoned chip.

abandoned chip by ObamaOwnz October 21, 2010

abandoned pools

a wicked ass band that also did the theme song to Clone High U.S.A

"way, way back in the 1980's
secret goverenment employees
dug up famous guys and ladies
and made amusing genetic copies"

- Abandoned Pools (Clone High theme)

abandoned pools by candypiant_on_foz January 28, 2006

Abandoned In The Cart 

Having to shit terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away.

Dude, last night after some greasy Mexican food, I felt like my gut was about to explode. I sat down on the bowl and 5 minutes later it was abandoned in the cart.

Abandoned In The Cart by SunDevil1959 December 5, 2016

Abandoned 

When a friend wants to meet you to do something and completely throws it back in your face, leaving you alone with nothing to do.

Harry: Let's meet at 11am!
Bruce: Sure!
*1pm*
Bruce: He abandoned me!!!

Abandoned by Nathantheboi January 19, 2014

Abandoned Mineshaft 

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV

Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

Abandoned Mineshaft by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

zs_abandonedmall_v6 

A famous map on Garry's Mod that was widely played on many Zombie Survival servers. But now it is rarely played due to highly repetitive gameplay. The map was a massive mall that each shop would have certain props to barricade with, to get away from the zombies. Typically this would last for 6 waves, but depending on the server, it might have bosses occurring each wave to help assist the zombies. The best spots players would barricade would be Movies, Pizza, Buffalo, Anime, Bar XYZ, and Wells Fargo.

Some servers became extremely bad quality that they could not handle loading the props or the map anymore due to a lack of development or a terrible development team. They sometimes might use a worse version of the map, and attempt to make excuses that the original was not good enough when it was played the most, and more than the worse quality version.

Player1: "God Damnit, why did they vote for zs_abandonedmall_v6 again, we just played it 3 games ago"
Player2: "Kleiners"

zs_abandonedmall_v6 by MuffinOfTheMen March 8, 2021