obliterated 

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.

obliterated by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

wig obliterated

when you are legit SO SHOOK that before your wig can even be snatched... it disappears. You are so shook to the point that you don't even have a wig anymore. Said by youtuber Ricky Dillion a lot.

"OMG, I was so shook by the tea yesterday, my wig OBLITERATED."

wig obliterated by cccccccjjjjj May 19, 2019

Obliterated 

A state of nonexistance, immediately after a state of existence.

Bro 1: Dood I obliterated that dime’s puss last night.

Bro 2: Is she okay?

Bro 1: No the funeral is tomorrow.

Obliterated by Oily bastard August 9, 2018

obliterated 

being high beyond realization of how fucking high you are.

Person 1: Bro... this is some bomb
Person 2: I know dude, im obliterated
Person 1: Me too

obliterated by this nigga right here April 9, 2009

abliverated 

Falling down drunk & stone out of it in public -

as used by Big Al Mack @ Kidd Kraddick in the Morning Show Feb 10, 2014

The woman in the airport was so abliverated, she tripped over a chair with a 2 year old child in it.

abliverated by Juke of Url February 10, 2014

utterly obliterated 

to completely and irreversibly destroy an object, or person.

Person 1: *breaks a mug*
Person 2: utterly obliterated
Person 3: *steps on landmine*
Person 4: utterly obliterated

utterly obliterated by wyurf January 27, 2023

abliteratingswag 

Justin is a kid with such furious swag that he will be the cause of a jealous astroid to slam into the earth ending all life as we know it. This man has such a studly man that even men call him a man. He has been described as a man whose penis had a weight of over 9000 pounds. He is a beast who only knows how to lift. He is so damn jacked. Seriously. He's jacked.

Holy abliteratingswag, that Justin kid is so cool.

abliteratingswag by justinandisrael February 6, 2014