Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.

Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""

Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

Abseiling

The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.

fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??

Abseiling by DuncanH June 25, 2009

abseiling

the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff

Jim was speechless when he came into the office to find Ronald abseiling on his desk

abseiling by marcus and gaz August 20, 2003

absailing 

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

absailing by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Midnight Abseiling 

For a man thumb his ass hole and wank at the same time in an abseiling fashion

Michael found him self at a loose end and went for a Midnight Abseilingmidnight abseil

Midnight Abseiling by maverick360 November 24, 2010

abseiling

Abseiling (from the German: abseilen, "to rope down") is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.

"We spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."

abseiling by JBScopel April 17, 2008

abseiling

Male masturbation technique involving the spare hand working a dildo or houshold item into the anus; mirroring the movements of abseiling.

person: "hey min, why has the toilet brush got pooh on it."
second person: "i went abseiling"
person: "ok"

abseiling by g0053 May 12, 2011