Monke

Monke pronounced Mon-k-eh Monke is a God like being that existed before Jesus Christ. He started as a single particle and grew into a super dimensional space monkey. He still exists and is continuing to expand the universe in all sorts of ways.

There was a god before god named Monke

by TheRealDeal69420 January 26, 2021

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he is god

monke is our god

by .._.urmom.com._.. March 22, 2022

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by The local Argentinian guy December 12, 2021

Monk

A superior human thing that does nothing but be a monk; dais

Dais is a big monk

by BigOlTom October 5, 2020

Monked

Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.

I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE

by YoureGonnaKnowMe September 24, 2017

monked

A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.

Man-- that girl is monked.

guy1: "You see that girl?"
guy2: "yeah man -- monked"

by yoshi March 22, 2004

MONK

Someone with obsessive compulsive disorder, or OCD. Based on the television character portrayed by Tony Shaloub.

(USA Network)

"Stop picking lint off of my shirt, Monk."

by Julia Gulia January 17, 2004