A lawful penalty ranked lower than arrest and higher then a slap on the hand. Violators (commonly trespassers) can be (but are not limited to) getting sniped in the ankle, punched in the face, or dropped through a trap door.
Sign: "No Trespassing. Violators will be Cited."

*Trespasses anyways, gets sniped in the ankle from somewhere in the trees*

Sniper: "Cited."
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short for: cock in the ear

It is best used as a substitution for "fml" because of the overuse of "fuck my life."

I completely failed my philosophy midterm, what a CITE.
by Joe Brathas March 21, 2009
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If you can breathe, you can cite. If you like ice cream, you can cite. If you have a butt, you can cite. Citing is all about having fun. As long as you're having fun, you're citing.

"I've got a limo full of girls and were heading to Canada to cite like you read about!"
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The definition of NERVOUS-CITED is if you need a word for If you feel nervous and/or excited use NERVOUS-CITED
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Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.

This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky

CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.
A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"

Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?

Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!

Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.
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A citation to some authority where it is clear the author has either not read, or fails to comprehend on a basic level, the cited authority.
Jeff regularly cites to articles that directly contradict his premise. One could say his blind cite is 20/20.
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If you ever feel nervous and excited at the same time use the word NERVOUS-CITED
I am so Nervous-cited for the first day of Middle school this year! I can’t wait to see my friends, but I am not use to having multiple teachers!
by Maggie Dylan May 8, 2020
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