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A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary 

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is a movie in the process of being made documenting a normal week with every member of the ASMR Crew. It, while being a 100% true documentary on the lives of each member in the ASMR Crew also provides a new look into racism, sexism, and homophobia. With appearances by Father Ron, Al Qaeda, and professional hunter Darren, the standard poodle, A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is the perfect Documentary, and always will be.
Guy 1: Did you see A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary?

Guy 2: Starts vomiting out their insides

Guy 1: So, how was it?

a week in the jail

When someone is very slow. esp. a sportsman, often a soccer player.

Also used to describe when the passage of time seems painfully slow.
Dan: Look at that guy in the number 3 shirt.
Tim: I know he's slower than a week in the jail.

or

Dan: How's it hangin'?
Tim: Can't wait 'til the weekend. This week's been as slow as a week in the jail.
a week in the jail by Boredy April 1, 2008

a week in the jail

When someone is very slow. esp. a sportsman, often a soccer player.
Dan: Look at that guy in the number 3 shirt.
Tim: I know he's slower than a week in the jail.
a week in the jail by Boredy March 14, 2008

A week long stand 

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now

'bout a week ago

A famous line by Bobby Shmurda in his song Hot Nigga. When you hear this line near the end of the song, it is an absolute MUST to do the shmoney dance.
Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago *black folks start to dance*

Spent a week there one afternoon 

A place so miserably boring and mind-numbing it feels like you've spent an entire week at said place, all in one afternoon.
Example 1

Ronnie: I was down in Parrsboro this weekend.

Fred: Parrsboro? *quietly under breath* I spent a week there one afternoon..

Ronnie: What's that?

Example 2

Guy 1: Have you ever been to Northwest Wisconsin?

Guy 2: As a matter of fact I spent a week there one afternoon.

Guy 1: Haha, yeah, it was boring as fuck.