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To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina 

The act of cleaning a cat's litter box
To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina

"Yeah, give me 15 minutes, I'm gonna go try to shove my kitty up my vagina."

Alex has a vagina 

When a person you know, whose name is Alex, acts as a girl. You can shout "Alex has a vagina" in public places such as kebab shops and pizzerias after nights-out in order to let the world know.
Hey guys, did you know that Alex has a vagina?

Alex has a vagina sang by at least 5 people
Alex has a vagina by Huyarich June 24, 2016

son of a vagina 

A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.
I was really horny, so I decided to become a son of a vagina.
son of a vagina by SLURT ALERT! March 8, 2008

how to use a vagina 

8=> O 8=O> This is how to use a vagina

grow a vagina 

A great alternative to "grow a pair" or "grow some balls". A phrase largely attributed to Betty White.
Why would anybody want to grow such sensitive organs when babies pass through the vagina nine months after penetration by a penis?
"Why do people say, 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!" -Betty White.

If someone bitchslaps a man in the balls, he cries and collapses in a heap; if someone bitchslaps a woman in the vulva, it pisses her off royally. It's men who need to woman up and grow a vagina!
grow a vagina by Lorelili November 26, 2011

an arm, a leg and a vagina 

It's very expensive!
a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
an arm, a leg and a vagina by Cont78 December 19, 2010