a tomato flew around my room 

when something is a little bit off

instead of saying "that was a bit off" say "that was like a tomato flew around my room, bro"

a tomato flew around my room by mother trucker, dude December 1, 2020

blushing as red as a tomato 

An awkward way of saying you're blushing.

Guy: Hey you're really good looking.

Girl: Omg stop I'm blushing as red as a tomato!

blushing as red as a tomato by word god November 27, 2014

polishing a tomato 

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

polishing a tomato by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016

I'm a tomato 

When someone is blushing badly or blushes frequently

I hate speaking in front of the class. I'm a tomato when I get nervous.

Everyone knows she likes Jake. I mean, she's such a tomato around him.

I'm a tomato by crazyprincessyo June 17, 2015

recieving a tomato 

the act of revieving a hickey below the neck;)

OH MY GOODNESS , you JUST RECIEVIED A TOMATO:o
ahhhh ye boii;)

i like recieving a tomato.

recieving a tomato by moe'niqwa September 11, 2010

Can I have a tomato 

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

Can I have a tomato by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023

eating a dirty tomato 

Hoping that a word will have inappropriate meaning when looked up on Urban dictionary.

"I wonder what eating a dirty tomato of parrot will be..."

eating a dirty tomato by Swords! November 26, 2009