Three Times a Lady 

When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.

Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.

Three Times a Lady by The Physician January 6, 2007

Third Times A Charm

This is when you are fingering a woman and when you pull out for finger you make her taste your finger, you then proceed to finger her, and pull your fingers out and make her taste it for a second time. On the third time when you stop fingering her and secretly put your fingers in your own butthole and make her taste it. It was third times a charm.

That girl didn’t even see it coming, I gave her the “third times a charm”.

Third Times A Charm by Beachers November 21, 2019

square bear to the max times a million 

someone who has no friends.

An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.

square bear to the max times a million by JessiD December 9, 2007

Times A Mil

The extreme amount that you can love someone or hate someone

Like, Oh my god, I Love You times a mil.

Well thats gay, shes dumb times a mil.

Times A Mil by Stephanieeee February 4, 2007

Two Times A Good Time! 

Getting The Sale! For the Win! Anything positive for your benefit or for the team, regardless of whether the "time" or "event" taking place is plural or singular.

Hey Guys!!! Johnny just bagged another sale!

Benji : Two Times A Good Time!

Two Times A Good Time! by RelentlessWonder September 17, 2013

A negative times a negative is a positive 

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

A negative times a negative is a positive by Grimgold April 21, 2019

What’s two times a parable? 

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

What’s two times a parable? by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019