A Suicide Mission

Go to any convenience store and fill your cup with all flavors of soda from the fountain. Skipping the diet versions of course.

Also Suicide Sundae... Any toppings you have on hand on top of whatever ice cream in your freezer! Any type of fresh, frozen or canned fruit, chocolate, nuts, jellies, syrups (caramel, strawberry, maple, maple flavored, butter) and candies you desire to try even cough drops!

Or Rainbow Suicide - A little bit of all flavors of fruity frozen drinks in your cup... Can be done on a snow cone!

Wanna go on a suicide mission with me? No I do not, you know its illegal to kill people, dude calm down, we are just going to go get soda from Quiktrip, you better be telling the truth!

A Suicide Mission by Reallybadgenius November 18, 2022

A Suicide Date 

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable

No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die

A Suicide Date by Oppressionator May 21, 2019

Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission 

A controversial statement made by President Donald Trump in response to North Korea's recent nuclear missile launches which may be a potential threat towards the United States...

Trump: The Rocket Man is on a suicide mission.
Me: Hmm...catchy but debatable statement...

Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 23, 2017

a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

a nigel suicide speed wank by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

A double suicide

2 people typically a boy and a girl having a dance which usually had a bad past/relationship with the person

Greg: Yo you know Chloe and Tyler are dancing?
Paul: Didnt Chloe cheat on tyler and called him ugly?
Greg: And Tyler cheated on her 5 times and did a dine and dash with her and got her in trouble

*Tyler and Chloe continue dancing*

Greg: The dance seems so sad but elegant
Paul: Its A Double Suicidea

A double suicide by Hogriderr420 January 15, 2026

hung like a nine foot suicide 

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

hung like a nine foot suicide by huckabees August 20, 2008

Suicide in a quote 

When you're destroying your own existence, harming yourself, your fellow victims, or sacrifice yourself in favour of your ego, certain values, or your exclusivity. See also: Hasad

Equivalent of Alexandria Library burning but you do it by yourself, in some cases

This kind of people will only continue a problem, or worsen it, and will not solve it, creating a vicious circle. And/or this kind people will also create new problems for their ego

I don't usually open Discord but I have the notification enabled, and recently I saw the notification that the Internet Archive is being sued by book publishers. I think it's suicide in a quote or "suicide" because they do it for money, and later they will regret it because it worth more than money and once they lost, they cannot be recovered. They're starting another Alexandria Library burning but this time, they burn their own wisdom or knowledge

Some are not grateful and keep hoarding money by using greedy practices or corruption, even they're already rich, for some reason

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Whoever who was bullied but then supports bullying is the type of person who suicide in a quote. Why would you support bullying if you have bullied? You're killing yourself

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Someone cares you and accepts you openly crying, but you suicide in a quote by saying "crying is not manly," in favour of "masculinity." How stupid are you? How dare you sacrifice yourself for a fake masculinity or toxic masculinity? Hypocrisy is like leukemia, it will kill yourself when you need a help or support, and remember that there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Not all cries are weak, and we men aren't taught about positive cries, like in cute art. Stop gendering bullshit, there's no such thing as genders in basic human feelings and anything inanimate/intangible, and it is a taboo that designed to limit certain demographics from becoming great

Suicide in a quote by PuniUwUCute March 25, 2023