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cock-a-sucker

Customer: Can I get an eggroll with my orange chicken?
Asian: You cock-a-sucker, we out of eggroll hour ago. I stick two chop stick up your ass.
cock-a-sucker by Maestro Mang October 25, 2010

Cricket in a sucker 

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

a big sucker 

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob for so long that eventually your dick gets smaller and smaller just like a big lollypop sucker.
Dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a big sucker and now im three inches smaller!
a big sucker by camacamacamilian February 19, 2009

Ur Great Grandmother a dick sucker 

The worse then Ur dad lesbian, Ur mom gay, Ur granny tranny, and your Grand pap a trap combined; Everytime it is said a galaxy gets sucked into a black hole
Jim: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur grandpap a trap
Jim: well your great grandmother a dick sucker
John: *Gets Sucked into a black hole

The chicken is a tit sucker 

Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.
She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.

Son of a cock sucker

What someone says when they see someone who’s mother sucks dick for money
Victor: Son of a cock sucker!
Jayden: What’s wrong?
Victor: Your mum sucks dick for money, so I’m calling you a son of a cock sucker.