talking like a sausage

speaking nonsense, telling lies, not making any sense

"Whaddya mean, I don't look good in this jacket? You're talking like a sausage."

talking like a sausage by benjamin sTone February 6, 2004

Throwing a sausage down a corridor

When a man penetrates a woman, her vagina is so wide that he doesn't touch the sides with his cock.

A girl with a bucket fanny has "sex" with a man with a slim jim. His cock doesn't touch the sides therefore he's throwing a sausage down a corridor.

Throwing a sausage down a corridor by McYak January 17, 2008

Smoking a Sausage 

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

Smoking a Sausage by JWAYNE May 14, 2006

throwing a sausage up & down an alley

to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once

'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'

throwing a sausage up & down an alley by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

go fuck yourself with a sausage 

go fuck yourself with a sausage , means fuck yourself with a sausage , so if your reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage

E.g : Brigita is annoying mark JR , so mark jr tells her : Go fuck yourself with a sausage

go fuck yourself with a sausage by TheDictionaryFromTheWORLD October 17, 2015

Throwing a sausage down a hallway

Putting your dick in a slut...

"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"

Throwing a sausage down a hallway by Ben June 11, 2006

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan 

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan by brendan July 11, 2004