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pulling a ren 

When you decide to stay up all night and as quickly as you decide it, you fall asleep.
“I ended up pulling a ren lastnight”
“Really, how do?”
“I wanted to stay up but I fell asleep

Do a Kylo Ren 

Getting angry at something to the point of whipping out your lightsaber and smashing up everything around you, just like the new Star Wars villain, Kylo Ren.
My friend and I were watching the game, and our team lost. My mate got so pissed off, I saw him do a Kylo Ren.
I now need a new lounge and TV.
Do a Kylo Ren by Gardz August 28, 2016

Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

pulling a renkemeyer 

To enter into an agreement whereby the other party performs or pays you first, and then you do not hold up your end of the deal; you never honor your agreement.
John was successful in Pulling a Renkemeyer, he got the guy to sign over the car title, but then he never gave him the money for the car!

Beat it like a rented mule 

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.
Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.
Beat it like a rented mule by Philip September 12, 2003

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.