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I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich 

Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.
"Frank is such an idiot. He's got the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich."

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup 

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My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

looking like a jar of peanut butter 

a dog with peanut butter

When someone chews for no reason even though they're not eatting
Malcom:Hey joey what are you eating seems delicious

Joey: mmm nothin man

Maclom: A dog with peanut butter huh

Joey: chewing huh

Malcolm: laughter

Peanut butter on a stick 

When a guy puts peanut butter on his dick for a better blowjob.
Guy: You wanna some peanut butter on a stick?
Girl: Only if you buy the peanut butter.

peanut butter in a freezer 

When a girl is as thicc as peanut butter in a freezer
Damn that girl built like "peanut butter in a freezer" real talk
Damnnn, fr fr