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a mile wide and an inch deep

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative
"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from. 

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.
Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

Half a Mile Kyle 

Ewan Has a Half a Mile Kyle while Sean Gabello is stuck with a millimeter peter

You give them an inch they take a mile 

When you give someone an opportunity or am inch they take it out of proportion and take advantage leading to taking a mile.
Person 1: I let my boyfriend talk to females jut as friends but now he’s taking that as an advantage into flirting with other girls.
Person 2: that’s why you can never be too sure about that , you give them an inch they take a mile