as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory 

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory by Ur waifu June 7, 2016

hope his next shite's a hedgehog 

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

hope his next shite's a hedgehog by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

Shits a hedgehog 

To wish the pre-mentioned act upon someone getting right on your nipple ends.

'Bob told the gaffer I got away sharp yesterday, and I got a right bollocking, I hope he shits a hedgehog today'

Shits a hedgehog by Dabhand August 28, 2009

a flaming hedgehog 

a flaming hedge hog is when a women is asleep and you light there pubs on fire thus making them scream

last night me and my friend snuk into my sisters room and gave her the worst a flaming hedgehog ever.

Joel and a group of friends snuk into this wierd girl named hannahs room and gave her a Flaming hedge hog

a flaming hedgehog by joely woely November 22, 2011

hedgehog on a trampoline 

It is a hedgehog on a trampoline
What did you expect?

Something nasty
Nope, just a regular ol' hedgehog on a trampoline.

Look Jesus Christ A hedgehog on a trampoline

hedgehog on a trampoline by Strawbert McCringlemilk November 22, 2017

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! 

a term of eggman getting angry about shadow pissing on his wife

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! by CohenKS May 8, 2021

shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf 

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf

shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf by sonicfootlicker August 25, 2022