Can I Get a Witness? 

A phrase used when the user is accomplishing some rediculous feat, or is doing something like a boss.

*Serves four aces in a row*
- "Oh, can I get a witness?!"

*Come in first at a cross-country meet*
- "Can I get a witness, I mean seriously?!"

Can I Get a Witness? by LesterTheMolester(Pete Jones) September 11, 2010

Can I get a witness 

When u make a comment that incredibly raw as fuck u ask can I get a witness so u make sure someone heard

Shut yo humty dumpty looking ass tf up! Tyler can I get a witness?!

Can I get a witness by Kittens mizfit May 4, 2018

Can I get a witness? 

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??

Can I get a witness? by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008

Can I get a witness? 

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office, you pushed her!

2: i didn't do it!

1: go now!

2: Can I get a witness??

Can I get a witness? by Alfons Richter April 8, 2008

Can I get a witness 

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

Can I get a witness by Long Johns August 25, 2013

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.

Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With. by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society 

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society by 10th State of the USA April 12, 2021