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Like a Frenchman's Armpit 

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.
Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.
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run like a frenchman 

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.
guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?

run like a frenchman 

Seeing as how Napoleon was at one time bigger than Microsoft, I don't see how france will always be known as pushovers. yeah, they took a big 'L' in WWII, but damn! The Japs would get creamed in a ground war today and they used to pimp china daily!
That guy who spit in Jane Fonda's face ran like a Frenchman.

fucks like a frenchman 

Refers to someone that is knowledgeable enough about sex to get their partner off regardless of the hardware they were born with ; inventive in the bedroom and dedicated to their partners pleasure.
That dude gets ass all the time, he must be hung like a horse! - Naw they say hes about average but he fucks like a frenchman.

Hung like a French man 

Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)
1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.

Hung like a French man 

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of every woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of a dude , he was a real dream, Hung like a French man.

Hung like a French man 

A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.