A Fart in the wind 

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

A Fart in the wind by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

"vanished like a fart in the wind" 

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

"vanished like a fart in the wind" by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

vanished like a fart in the wind 

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

vanished like a fart in the wind by Crgreen January 20, 2017