A BRO WHO IS FUCKED 

IF UR BRO IS FUCKED....
Tell him to piss off and PLAY HIS FAVE GAME FORTNIGHT :OOOOOOOO

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOY LIKES THAT GAME IDMIT IT

Bro: Ohh hey sis
sis: Hey.....
bro: WANT SOME DRUGGSSS
Sis: wtf
bro: IMMA PLAY FORTNIGHT WITH ELLIOT NOW
Sis: *calls police* MY FUCKING BROTHERS ON DRUGS
Police: holy shit EMMA SOME DUDES ON FUCKING DRUGS

Sis: *in head* Should i tell them i can hear everything
police: CRAP WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE
Sis: k
bro: ELLIOT YOU MOTHER FUCKER
Police *Rings doorbelle*

Bro: ASHLEY GET THE FUCKING DOOR
Sis: no you
bro:FINE
Sis: few
bro: yes
sis: >:)
bro: wth
police : YOUR UNDER ARREST

Bro; why
police: Drugs,,
bro: SHIT
Police: *arrests*
THATS what happens if your bro is
A bro who is fucked

A BRO WHO IS FUCKED by Amelia h da cool May 29, 2018

that a bro

a congratulatory remark used to recognize a friend's "bro"-like behavior; derivate of "that a boy"

Friend 1: DUDE, i have such a tanktop tan right now.
Friend 2: DUDE, i haven't worn a shirt in 3 days.
Friend 1: That a bro.
Fist pound

that a bro by gosports123 June 15, 2011

captain save a bro 

1. A female version of 'Captain Save A Hoe'. A female that financially rescues lazy, underprivileged, and/or unemployed men and gets nothing in return. 2. The arch nemesis of Captain Save A Hoe. Derived from the 1993 rap song by E-40. Captain save a hoe

Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that bitch's name??
Captain save a bro main!

captain save a bro by RelationshipGoals101 May 12, 2016

What a bro knows never goes to the hoes 

The unwritten rule among men. When a bro confides in another bro about facts, opinions, or other bro things it is not disclosed to the women. Basically a respect of privacy among men.

Andryon: "Yo Steve I think your a lucky dude getting a five women plow session in a single day."
Steve: "Thanks Andryon, but remember, what a bro knows never goes to the hoes."
Andryon: "I gotchu not a word to the women"

What a bro knows never goes to the hoes by NotAndryon June 24, 2017

as a bro. 

A phrase said when you want your bro to know that your telling the absolute truth.

bro 1:"DUDE, I HAVE CANCER."
bro 2:"shut up..."
bro 1: "as a bro."
bro 2: "OH SHIT, that sucks!! Can i get your pool table when your gone?"

as a bro. by BIGDRA October 19, 2010

Icing a bro 

Planting a Smirnoff Ice in a surprising and/or funny location. The Smirnoff Ice cannot be in a expected location otherwise the victim has the right to appeal the icing.

The victim who discovers the ice then has to get on one knee and down the ice. However if the victim carries an ice for protection (like a condom) then it turns into a counter ice and the perpetrator then has to down his own ice.

At the workplace, you are plotting icing a bro. You hide a convenient ice in a draw so when your colleague goes to open his draw for a pencil he discovers an ice. He is very surprised and a crowd of perpetrators who plotted the ice gather round. He stands up, gets on one knee and downs his ice since he doesn't carry a protective ice.

Icing a bro by diamondmanizzle3 February 25, 2014

Dude-a-bro 

Found living in mountain towns, these ski and snowboard burnouts live to ride and speak in a language of their own..."Dude, bro, did you check out the sick pow pow back on chair 8? I'm totally gonna shred the gnar!".

A dude-a-bro rides all day, parties all night and will try anything crazy on or off the mountain. A dude-a-bro never turns down a dare and will freely rehash their experiences with those they meet.

I just rode the lift up with some crazy dude-a-bro who skiied off the roof of our condo!

Dude-a-bro by upper9o March 25, 2010