christ on a bike 

Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.

Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???

christ on a bike by Eques October 16, 2013

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

Dyke on a bike

Literally, a lesbian who rides on a bicycle

Otherwise it is a general for any common rug muncher whether or not they are on a bike

Person A) Hey ! There's a girl on a bike
Pereon B) No ! It's a dyke on a bike
Person A) Ohh ! There's another lesbian, but she's in a car
Person B) She's still a dkye on a bike

Dyke on a bike by arab a rab April 3, 2009

Christ on a bike 

To show surprise at anything in a similiar manner to 'Jesus Christ'
This can be used in nearly any situation

A: 'Yeah, it was about 69ft tall'
B: 'CHRIST ON A BIKE'

Christ on a bike by Jambanger September 16, 2020

like riding a bike 

Something that, once learned, is difficult to forget how to do/easy to recall how to do.

"Man, I haven't gone sailing years"
"Come on, man, it's like riding a bike!"

like riding a bike by ChopHo1886 September 10, 2009

Pike-on-a-bike 

(Pikey)
A pikey travelling by bike, often seen outside convenience stores, blocking pavements and generally making the place look a mess.

Pike-on-a-bike by Dave Paulis October 6, 2003

christ on a bike 

an exclaimation made when something has shocked a person very much

"christ on a bike, my best friend mary is preggers!"

"christ on a bike that hurt"

christ on a bike by iamthegreatestwooooo! March 23, 2004