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pop an e, a and b

the process which the user force someone of the opposte sex to take a pill of ecstasy then engage in the sexual act of anal penetration. After which you make her blow you, thus making her eat out of her own ass.
this bitch better stfu before i make her pop an e, a and b

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand 

i love chicken and i hate math
damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr 

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real
bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants 

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

a hundred and eleven 

why did you search this up? there is nothing interesting about this number?? why are you- *sigh* im not even going to question it.
guy 1: did you know theres a definition to a hundred and eleven on the urban dictionary??

guy 2: why did you even search that up dumbass

Licking a tree and expecting syrup 

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."