teeny bopper

Teeny boppers are aged between 12 and 15 some are even 17 year old chiks that annoy the hell out of everyone they act all cute and stupid and think they are all that. They dress like little slutty retards n have no sence of fasion and dress in pink wid ribbons in der hair and in pig tails. They have the most annoying giggles and laugh or cry over anything. They get over emotional with boyfriends and listen to gay pop music. They chat on the net in in the most annoyin way " awwww rewlie but i need chu in mah lyf i s2 chu' and they even talk like that. They always try to act all nice n cute n when dey get angry it is hellarious. To some things up the annoying little skanks that guys tend to go for cus they are easy

"hewwoo dont chuuu thing im shoooooo cyooottee look at meeee im a slutty wil retard"

by chris_619 May 24, 2005

Teeny Bopper

one of those people (usually teenage girls) who get all giggly and stupid anytime they are near someone even a tiny bit famous. at shows, they are usually the ones asking for the band's autograph, even if it's a high school band that only about 4 people have ever heard of.

"OMG!! i like can't believe I'm like talking to a guy that's like in a band!!! I like just can't stop like giggling!"

by i'm sorry but I hate you.. January 27, 2005

teeny bopper

A teeny bopper is a stupid little person who like what MTV air because the are manipulative. they only like whats "in" for 1-2 weeks at most, wear pink, and "claim" to be emo/goth/prep/jock whatever.
they also watch disney channel and memorized the HSM songs/mily cirse/sweet life...

teeny bopper: OmG1!1!1!elevendyone!! McR** RUleS My Emo SOX!!! gErAlD** i$ @ SmExY BitCh!!1!
me: Wheres my gun?
bopper: ScReW MCr** HIGH SKOOL muSiCal!! OMGZZZ!!Q!1!5!
me: Ah, here it it! !!BANG BANG!!

**-substite for whatever is in, ((ex: AFI, FOB, P!@tD, Zac Effron ect.))

by m@ndA October 14, 2006

teeny bopper

Usually females from the ages of 10-15, who obsess over pop-punk bands, thinking they are hardcore, and are convinced they are married to one of them. They drive real fans insane and are hated by most intelligent people. They dress like slutty preps and their scream names are usually something along the lines of ***PuNk PrInCeSs 4 LyFe!!*** They also cannot complete a sentence without using the word "like" at least 5 times.

Lets kill all the teeny boppers, the world will be a better place.

by Ness September 11, 2003

teeny boppers

teenage girls between the ages of 12 and 17 who are basically cookie-cutter girls who wear the same things of every other girl you see. they always are wearing girly-girl clothes and they constantly giggle, gossip, and talk on their cellphones. they talk like this: "like, OMG, and he, like, said he wants to take me to the dance, and like, omg, and--" they hit another car while they are talking on their cell phone and blame it on the other driver. They usually drive a nice 'tricked out' car that their boyfiend spent all his money on or if they drive a fucked up car, it's got all kinds of trinkets inside of it like things hanging from the mirror and a steering wheel cover. they drive like they are the only drivers on the road adn act like nothing is their fault when everything is their fault and they cry when they get pulled over for speeding while cellphone chatting.

I was driving home from work and the highh school was letting out and i was passing by it and these 4 teeny boppers strut out into the street in front of my car without even looking both ways and i have to slam on the brakes to not hit them. I angrily honk at them and they, chatting on their cell phones, just keep walking in their baby phat and adidas clothes like they don't even see me and they roll their eyes at me, give me the finger, and shout at me like, "omg, shut up, bitch, i'm on my phone, can you, like, not see that?"
if there were no cops around, that teenie beenie bitch would've been afraid to step out into the street again.

by Deutsch Thespian January 18, 2008

teeny bopper

In short, they are the worst fucking terrorists in the universe.

-Basic-
Typically they are slender, white, warm-blooded females aged nine to thirteen, even though most teeny boppers are twelve.

-Appearance-
Looks are the most important thing for them in the entire universe. They somehow think they are allowed wear mini skirts with tank tops, which in my case I think reveals too much of their scrawniness altogether.
They wear loads of makeup every day, but the only makeup tip they know is that light pink eye shadow is the "only" thing that looks good on pale-skinned girls.

Teeny boppers usually have tiny mosquito-bite tits that they think everyone is jealous of. They get so excited about periods and bras.

-Language-
I love you, sweet heart.
"kmxmf0f 0oH huNNi*~!!! ilk TtYL lUuUuurRve y00!"

I don't know.
"hmmmmmm idk *shwuGs*"

I think he's totally the hottest guy ever.
"Omgzzz x3!!!!11 Hez ttly hAWt!!!111111 i i i meeeen th hAwTeSt GuY eVAhHHHHaaaA!!!!!!"

Magazines
"Magz"

Manicures and pedicures
"Maniz N Pedizz"

-Stuff-
Want an iPod for Christmas or have one.
Of course, the iPod is pink. Sometimes, but very rarely,
it is white, but with pink rhinestones.
They wear "perfume" that is actually a cheap ass body spray they bought at the 99-cent store.

-Activities-
Chatting online with a 40-year-old man they assume is thirteen.
Shopping.
Gymnastics or dance.
Making stupid little clubs with their friends that end up stop having meetings.

-Media-
Magazines like J-14, Tiger Beat, M, and Bop.
MTV.
"Period" books like Are You There God, It's Me Margaret; Your Body & You; etc.

Britney: OmGAWDzilLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jEnNii, we hav 2 Go 2 ThA maLL 2 gEt a MANi &&&& a PEdi!!!!!!!

Jenny: K, wellll go @ NooN 2MoRRow!

Me: You fucking teeny boppers just don't know when to stop.

by greentea December 11, 2007

Teeny Bopper

stupid little preteens or 13 year olds walking round like little tarts in slutty clothes thinkin dey all dat.

a 12 year old walking down the street in denim mini-mini skirt and a top saying "little devil".

by Babygal November 11, 2003