v. 'to squid'. A sexual technique whereby immediately prior to the male's ejaculation the female's parent, boyfriend or other threat enters the room. The male then turns to face the intruder, ejaculating onto them, thereby creating a distraction and allowing an expedient getaway. From the method by which squid spray ink at predators to ease escape.
"I was boning this totally hot chick on her parent's kitchen table when they walked through the door. Luckily i squidded right on her dad before diving out the window"
by Johann S December 12, 2007
A guy with no shoulders/ muscle mass. Squids often think they are much larger than they are. They over compensate with tough talk and swinging arms. Their appearance is like that of a squid, due to their small frame and comparatively long limbs.
by stilltalkin November 28, 2016
by Spenceroo January 22, 2010
Regional, Southeastern Michigan suburbs:
1. A synonym for alternateen from the mid to late '80s. A punker, skater, goth, etc.
2. A fan of New Wave music, as opposed to definition 1.
3. A look-a-like for Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
1. A synonym for alternateen from the mid to late '80s. A punker, skater, goth, etc.
2. A fan of New Wave music, as opposed to definition 1.
3. A look-a-like for Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
by charlie green December 19, 2003
by Stuie999 August 29, 2008
That squid can't even ollie.
by pseudonym2373 September 10, 2008
by SanoSlayr May 31, 2009