National Kick a short person day every 26th of January
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.
by someoneeeee(: December 5, 2018
Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
National beat up a short person day
by callfoxy December 17, 2021
October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
by Meloneater69 October 24, 2020
On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
by not not not benjamin September 27, 2022
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by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020