Damn, I'm bored! Can you hook up some Mose?

You got a pipe? Let's go Mose!

Damn, I been smoking all day! I'm Mose right now!
by Dildo T. Baggins December 14, 2009
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(verb) The act of walking directly at one or more people with the intention of forcing them to diverge from their path so you can continue with yours. An allusion to the biblical tale of moses seperating the Red Sea.
While walking the hallways, we mosesed the oncoming hoards of people as to not be slowed down.

It is important to make sure you let your opponent know that you have no intention of letting them pass while you moses through the crowd.
by rileyswank May 5, 2009
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The holiest of foods - a fried or baked pastry with a savoury filling. Short for Samosa, but not short on excellence
Gotta get Mose before the day begins, before my classmates start bitchin about exams
by eazy-I January 29, 2016
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When you disappear out of the blue, without saying a thing.
Bro, you mosesed us, we thought you changed schools.
by miziblomp March 21, 2022
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when someone wins an award because of religious reasons they can be called Moses
Yo Jetter really is Moses for that Temple award he won.
by *Big J* March 11, 2022
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When a man and a woman have sex whilst the woman is on her period and the menstruation is split into two streams over the mans penis, like moses with the red sea.
"Man, i slept with shelly last night, cept she was on and i totally did a moses over my dick"

"I just split Jenny's red sea with my little moses"
by teeebs September 15, 2009
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A semi-feminin guys who loves to have a great time loves to twerk, and dance he’s extremely fit with a amazing six pack he can also be the life of the party he’s also amazing in bed so if you get him in bed just know he’ll have you screaming he’ll part that ass like he parted the red sea in the bible
damn that boys a Moses
by anynomous2023 September 29, 2021
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