Monet

Someone who from far away looks delightful but upon closer inspection is ugly as sin.
Origin: Clueless

"Whoa! From down the block that guy looked HOT but when I got closer he was SUCH a Monet!"

by Katy Avila August 9, 2006

Monetization

When idealists who put dreams before business models starting to figure out how to make money.

- Look what I've built recently, what do you think?
- It's great! What's your business model?
- Hmmm ... I need to work on the Monetization plan?

by ryaneof July 2, 2021

monet

(pronounced mon-AY) a woman who looks attractive from afar, but upon closer inspection is physically disappointing.

A reference to the work of French Impressionist painter Claude Monet.

Character 1: Hey, check out that brunette over there in the ticket line.

Character 2: No, dude, I just walked past her - total monet.

by A-Simm April 16, 2007

monet

A hairy lower back. At first sight looks like a tattoo...but up close it's a hairy lower back.

Yo mayne, I thought that wuz a tramp stamp...but it wuz a fuckin' monet son!!

by COB PanchoVilla January 7, 2008

Monet

A minii size female.
That is flawless in everyway, and could never look ugly.
Some one you will forget.. And not love after you two are over.. She's care less to other people's feelings , and is very self centered. Careful now. She's bipolar as FUCK too.

I'm sorry but I can't take it anymore!! Your happy then mad then sad, you must be a monet.

by Hmm abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwsyz December 3, 2009

monetized

Something tana mongeau says too much

“ I’m not going to show this because I want to get monetized” -tana mongeau

by Tana mongeau January 13, 2018

Monet

A term given to a female who looks good from a distance but not so good close up, just like a Claude Monet painting.

1. Hey man check her out!!!
2. Dude i bet shes a monet.

by jordybo June 4, 2012