A very sloppy hambuger.
I'll need more napkins for this messy Hasselhoff burger.
by darin98401 May 8, 2007
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1. To bother or harass
2. To tempt or tease
1. The actor, though popular in Germany, was hasselhoffing the American public with his terrible music.
2. He stripped down to his red swim trunks in an obvious attempt to hasselhoff the women on the beach.
3. "I don't want be hasselhoffed right now!" exclaimed the busy young woman to the middle-aged man.
by stroyer May 19, 2006
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1. Being of or related to extreme sexyness and body shine. 2. Having millions of fans in Germany but only known for sitcoms in which a car and or tits were better actors in the US.
That guy is so Hasselhoff.
by tr0var BangZ June 16, 2003
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Something that is ultra cool to a select few but completely moronic to the rest.
1. Wow man, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is like so Hasslehoff.

2. Where the fuck are all the hot women? This nightclub is fucking Hasslehoff.
by MatrixDweller July 18, 2005
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Just like David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch, a 'Hasselhoffer' is a man who is clearly past their prime and who still believes that they have “got what it takes”. They act in such a way, with the ladies, that they believe that they would still be attracive to you but they would actually makes you cringe.

An older man who annoys you when you look at them on screen, and makes you feel that if they were to “come on to you” or try and chat you up, your flesh would creep.

They think that they are suave, sophisticated, charming but are actually well past their expiry date and are not cool at all!
David Hasselhoff
Pierce Brosnan
William Shatner
Tom Jones
Tom Selleck
Clint Eastwood
Burt Reynolds
Donald Trump

NOT a Hasselhoffer
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta
John Malkovich
Dustin Hoffman
Sean Connery
by Niki & Sue - B-O-A July 14, 2008
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