Do you not know how to make one of these? Do you need some pointers? A blueprint maybe? Isn't that somebody's job? Shit, I know how. It isn't that hard. It's, in fact, super easy. I could do it without even trying. Why are there people with a million dollars (in that space) who can't do it? That's the real tragedy.
Iam "Is it really that hard to make a great movie that everyone loves?"
Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."
Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."
Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."
Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."
Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"
Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"
Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."
Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."
Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."
Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."
Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"
Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022