Derrogatory term used by US soldiers for any local citizen or Insurgent, in both Afghanistan and Iraq, particularly after the military leadership decreed that using the term "Hadji" was a punishable offense.
"Well guys, it looks like we can shoot 'em with rifles or missiles, but should you go so far as to call one a Hadji your ass is grass. I recommend that you call them 'Goober' instead; it seems less offensive to the untrained ear..."
by B 2/75 October 2, 2005
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a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together
when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats
by rachael January 28, 2005
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A small person that is known for crawling around on walls and ceilings.
Jay: WHAT IS JASPER DOING ON THE CEILING??

Luci: Man Jasper, you're such a funny goober!
by TheArcIsBuilt January 6, 2023
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A person who is a combination of a Loser, idiot, clutz, bigot, naive, arrogant, oblivious and generally lacking insight to the world, very opinionated but is never perceived as a smart or charismatic.

This person will often find him/her self in awkward situations, often without realising it. Someone who will say inappropriate things at the wrong time and thinks its all cool.
A: "Did you hear nathan talking about how great his new headphones were to the grooms mother"?
B: "Yeah what a goober"

A: "That dude is walking around the beach chatting up every chick with his ridiculous hat"
B:"Yeah what a goober"

A:"I spent my day driving around in my new car to see who would look twice"
B:"Dude its a 1993 Mazda 121 you fucking goober"
by chabibii October 8, 2013
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Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.
"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."
by rainydaynaps September 27, 2012
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When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.
"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"
by Dickforbrewery September 19, 2009
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