fuck cold

When it's really fucking cold.

Chicago in January can be fuck cold.

by bonzaimagee April 8, 2006

Fucking cold

When it is so cold,usually outside, that you can't think of something witty to say. Or when you can't think of another way to describe the temperature.

"MAN, ITS.. (PAUSE)...FUCKING COLD"

by Mommyof2wifeyof1 January 4, 2017

fucking cold

State of the weather when it is so cold that the only way left to warm oneself is to have sex

Jack said to David, "Since it was fucking cold last night, my wife finally agreed to have sex with me."

by dancingfoxes February 11, 2014

freezing fucking cold

where i am right now

I AM REALLY freezing fucking cold

by coldperson November 6, 2013

fuck cold

1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm

1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...

by eriCartman November 29, 2007

Cold Fuck

Sexual intercourse without any emotional connection.

One night stand sex

Popular with sex addicts and horny young males who cold fuck one partner after another

Scenario;

cold fuck couple, Male has just ejaculated

Female
"hey, what about me"?

Male - now sitting back at his computer looking for next cold fuck

"finish yourself off then call a taxi"!

by APPLEBY-QUOTES October 4, 2008

Stone cold fuck

When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.

by rudeboyRZ January 22, 2009