finger bum wank (FBW)

a particularly sick individual who is not satisfide with the usual five finger shuffle, and feels it nessecary to penertrate his own rectum with 1,2 or even three fingers whilst beating one off, adding to his own miss guided feeling of sexual gratification.

i was going to have a wank but i thought fuck it why not have a finger bum wank (FBW) i deserve it!

by franklin B wankface May 21, 2006

Fingering Bum

A word used by people from Reading to indicate procrastination

1) "What have you been up to today, mate?"
2) "Nothing much, been fingering bum."

by Mark Park September 22, 2021

Fingering Bum

An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.

"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"

by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021

Finger-Bum

to place ones finger, in ones bum whilst under instruction to only place fingers in the vagina.

"OH MY GAWD, MEXICAN! WHY DID YOU FINGER -BUM ME!! THERE WAS NO BUM CONSENT!"

Good ol'Finger-Bum

by Dan&Indi February 19, 2016

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017