A line said by the character Euron Greyjoy in episode 3, A Queens Justice, season 7 in the TV-series Game of Thrones. The phrase is used to further inquire what a specific sexual partner might enjoy during intercourse.
Euron:“Does she like it gentle or rough?”

Jamie: *Thinks to himself, what is this guy on about?!* “...”

Euron: “...A finger in the bum?”
by Nibbashit February 3, 2018
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This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.

It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.

It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"

Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"

Or

Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"

Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
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The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise
Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank
by DoctorZig March 4, 2016
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Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid
Oi finger bum bill remember you tried to finger me when we were kids
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Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!
I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night
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The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.
“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank
by KD Jackel October 17, 2021
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