I'll be dipped in shit

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

by jeepguy73 May 28, 2010

shit dipping

Doing the washing on a Sunday and going through the dirty pants.

Where's mom? She's shit dipping

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018

Shit dipping

When a girl is done shitting and you put sour patch kids in her ass and eat them

I was shit dipping in Mary's ass last night

by potato-seeds January 17, 2021

suck my fat cock you dip shit

Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.

Person 1: Fishnets are not appropriate attire for Walmart.
Person 2: Suck my fat cock you dip shit.

by JPMorganJr August 5, 2023

shit dip

One who is, or will be a person that does very stupid or dumb stuff, popularized in the movie 'Brokeback Barnabus'using its alternate definnition which refers to a homosexual mans tendency to perform gay sex acts, resulting in a 'shit dip.'

Example 1: Luke: "Gee, lets go pour milk on the snow! That'll really stick it to the man!"
Don: "Luke, you ar such a shit dip!"

Example 2: Barnabus: "Hey boys, you want to play?"
Phillip: "Barnabus, I'll shit dip with you any day!"

by Brokeback Barnabus March 6, 2006

I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.

Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

by troubledemon December 4, 2009