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I"ll Be Dipped In Shit ! 

This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.
Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log 

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.
Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!