A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis September 27, 2015
I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!
by trylobyte February 1, 2023
When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away
When someone squeezes out of a sticky situation or comes up with an Oceans 11 type of shit. The type of person who can talk themselves out of any situation.
I really thought Cylian Murphy's character was done for in A Quiet Place 2. He was Crafty As Fuck When he grabbed that water hobo and stabbed him in the leg and dove into the water.
by Sirch Ecallaw June 28, 2021
by Someone who misses their balls February 10, 2021
A person, usually female, who is obsessed with making craft items such as quilts, sewn items, jewelry, etc.
by kiKittymfa September 29, 2021
A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer
by Cjbrown1995 March 5, 2021