2 definitions by LouisLouis
A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis September 27, 2015
A state of being whereby the sufferer feels similar to how pop star Britney Spears must have felt during her 2007 meltdown. The opposite of Lohan '04.
Chip: The party was fuckin' sick last night, feeling it today though.
Dave: Yeah, feeling pretty Britney '07 right now.
Dave: Yeah, feeling pretty Britney '07 right now.
by LouisLouis September 27, 2015