Clinton

verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result

My girlfriend was pissed at me for cheating, but I Clintoned the argument. I mean, "cheating" could mean "not cheating".

by samd12345 January 16, 2008

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clintonitis

The disease you must have to support Hillary Clinton.

"How the hell could you support Hillary Clinton? She wants to pull out of Iraq without even cleaning up our mess."

"Dawwh.. I got dis ting, clintonitis."

by ryanmeebs February 18, 2008

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Clinton

Toking on a joint without inhaling.

I was stoned out of my gourd already so when the doob came back around I pulled a Clinton.

by comrademx September 6, 2008

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Clinton

To deny to an audience that you had sexual relations with a woman. This term is only used if the person is lying, replicating the words of Bill Clinton.

Steve: Yo Chris I heard you got head from Jen last night in the boy's locker room!

Brooke: Ew Chris thats disgusting!

Chris: No guys thats not true I did not get head from her!

Steve: Dude, everyone knows you got it. Stop pulling a Clinton.

by Agatster April 3, 2009

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But Clinton

1. A fallacious argument used in political debate, similar to a Red Herring or Two Wrongs Make a Right, in which a debater attempts to redirect or downplay negative discussion or criticism of a politician or politicians (frequently Republican) by pointing out something negative about former Democratic President Bill Clinton.

2. A fallacious argument used in political debate, in which a debater erroneously accuses his or her opposition of resorting to the fallacy described in definition 1.

PERSON A: George W. Bush has taken this country into an unwinnable war, driven the federal deficit up to record highs, and has attempted to strip its citizens of their civil liberties.

PERSON B: But Clinton got a blowjob!

by Deep Hurting March 23, 2006

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