is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
by gypsy.gypsy June 26, 2008
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Looking for someone who only knows how to play Genji? Well heres your man. His body count is off the charts. And he can hook you up with any chic. His power comes from drinking 10 energy drinks every hour. Watches Jaystation and Morgz
Dave: Chris is so good
Jake: Dave stop talking about people in urban dictionary. We are getting you help tommorow in therapy.
by IgnitorPyrus February 19, 2020
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Chris is a great man who embarked on his travels in Mesopotamia on a quest to find the meaning of life and decided after to make a career out of making great videos, hence the Chris Cult’s chant being ‘Great Video Chris’. Everyone should look up to Chris and potentially also fear him due to his immense strength within his right elbow, which he famously used to kill Queava, the snake who slaughtered all in the village of Guksbo.
Great video Chris

That great video was so Chris

That video was great, you must be Chris
by Mysterious Mango man August 17, 2020
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Is slang for a person with a Plate shaped head.

It may be also a name given for a person with a low platelet count.

Chris is also generally a very thin person.
"That guy has a plate head, he must be a Chris"
"This person has such a low platelet count"
"He is soooo thin, he must be a Chris"
by FSF June 7, 2013
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The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.

He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.

He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Chris, you amaze me.
by iuydtrfxgcghuoi. September 1, 2008
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Chris is the sweetest thing to walk the earth. Hes gorgeous, he melts your heart with everything he says and no matter what, you cant be mad at him. He makes everything better and is someone you can always turn to and is easy to talk to. You can always trust a Chris with anything. Chris's are really good at basket ball and love to skateboard on their free time. They like to be around people and your very lucky if you have one in your life. Chris's are tall, have dark hair, brown eyes, and joke around alot. They are adorable and will mean the world to you. Once you meet one, they'll never be off your mind. Their texts will make you smile for hours, and they are all around perfect. There's really no words to describe a Chris other than someone very special in your life.
That boy is perfect.

No, that boy is Chris: <3
by the real BAM November 24, 2012
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he lit fye allways fun to hang out with. girls should hit the line
the party is going to be lit if chris is there
by chrisj262 March 13, 2017
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