Someone who is in the drug smoking circle who parks forever on the grass, pipe, glass, bubble, bong, etc, and has to be informed by the next participant in said circle that they are zwinkling on the pipe.
I had to inform Guhlooggulee, that he was zwinkling on the glass, bcuz he was so high and forgot he hadn't passed the pipe yet. "Damnit Guhlooggulee, why you zwinkling on the glass? "
A spin on the english language where the letter Z is placed at the end of every word. If you think it sounds stupid thats because it is. Zinglish was created to mock the pieces of shit that pollute our world with their ebonics and poor english. It sounds more ridiculous than a black guy speaking Japanese.
Dontz iz soundz likez az stupidz motherz fuckerz whenz iz usez Zinglish.
Two people in the same class have a midterm the next day. One suggests to the other "Why don't we study for the mid-term together? We can use the chat and zwingle on Facebook tonight."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand