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Better than amazing. Better than awesome. When you cannot describe how good something is with words, the word you need to know is zaang
"I just won the bloody lottery! This is zaang!"
zaang by Ricky Lennon January 15, 2008
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vb. To correct someone's grammar, especially in an instance where incorrect grammar is intentionally used.
Don't zaander me fool, when I say "is you gonna play basketball," I mean, "is you gonna play basketball," not "are you going to play basketball."
Samengesteld woord voor zweetanus.
Zo hard gewerkt vandaag..helemaal een zwanus ervan.
Zwanus by CokiKeCoki January 24, 2015

Zwanenfucked 

A new term meaning to be royally screwed over by a school counselor or anyone who would consider admissions to a course; school; activity; ect.

The word originally came from a school counselor residing at Sir John Franklin High School in Yellowknife, NT, Canada, for he had quite the reputation for completely screwing over his students by destroying their schedules with apathy.
Examples;

1.
"I got completely Zwanenfucked for Math Pure!"
"How so, chap?"
"I requested being placed in Math 30 Pure next semester,
and that bastard counselor and his meddling cannabis addiction put me in Woods!"

2.
"Dude, . . .I got put into Northern Studies TWICE,
when I asked to go into Bio!"
"Man, you just got totally Zwanenfucked."
Zwanenfucked by Haillie Shortt December 19, 2007
"Shaq's crib is zaang!" - Me

"My job is zaang! I make millions and all I do is sleep all day!"
zaang by brad_the_jacobs March 22, 2008
something that is both awesome and amazing (which is why there are two a's)
Sox v Yankees. Game 7. Yankee Stadium. Front row seats. Zaang!

joe: "check out the body on that girl"
paul: "zaang!"
zaang by Joe Swisher May 29, 2007