emma van der zwaan

Emma van der Zwaan is the most kind, sexy, pretty and funny girl you will ever meet. She will make your entire day better, just by smiling.

Guy 1: do you know that girl over there?
Guy 2: yeah thats Emma van der Zwaan, she is amazing!

emma van der zwaan by aaaaImSad November 23, 2021

zaang 

Better than amazing. Better than awesome. When you cannot describe how good something is with words, the word you need to know is zaang

"I just won the bloody lottery! This is zaang!"

zaang by Ricky Lennon January 15, 2008

Zaander 

vb. To correct someone's grammar, especially in an instance where incorrect grammar is intentionally used.

Don't zaander me fool, when I say "is you gonna play basketball," I mean, "is you gonna play basketball," not "are you going to play basketball."

Zaander by Mickey's Retaliation April 6, 2007

Zwanus 

Samengesteld woord voor zweetanus.

Zo hard gewerkt vandaag..helemaal een zwanus ervan.

Zwanus by CokiKeCoki January 24, 2015

Zwanenfucked 

A new term meaning to be royally screwed over by a school counselor or anyone who would consider admissions to a course; school; activity; ect.

The word originally came from a school counselor residing at Sir John Franklin High School in Yellowknife, NT, Canada, for he had quite the reputation for completely screwing over his students by destroying their schedules with apathy.

Examples;

1.
"I got completely Zwanenfucked for Math Pure!"
"How so, chap?"
"I requested being placed in Math 30 Pure next semester,
and that bastard counselor and his meddling cannabis addiction put me in Woods!"

2.
"Dude, . . .I got put into Northern Studies TWICE,
when I asked to go into Bio!"
"Man, you just got totally Zwanenfucked."

Zwanenfucked by Haillie Shortt December 19, 2007

zaang 

Really awesome, really amazing

"Shaq's crib is zaang!" - Me

"My job is zaang! I make millions and all I do is sleep all day!"

zaang by brad_the_jacobs March 22, 2008

zaang 

something that is both awesome and amazing (which is why there are two a's)

Sox v Yankees. Game 7. Yankee Stadium. Front row seats. Zaang!

joe: "check out the body on that girl"
paul: "zaang!"

zaang by Joe Swisher May 29, 2007