Zulc 

The feeling of self-loathing one gets from realizing at the last moment that the masturbation material wasn't what it appeared to be. Ejaculation with a twist.

Jeremy got so zulced when the camera angle lowered to unexpected bollocks as he blew his load to what he thought was a lesbian scene that he is now on heroin.

Zulc by Adelphi May 3, 2013

Zulching 

To combine the act of felching and zumming

The Zulch - A combination manouvre

I was in the middle of a zulch when the phone rang,

I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement

Zulching by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010

Zulch 

noun - the Zulch - a combination act of zumming and felching. Most popular in Fulham.

Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.

Zulcher, Zulchiest, Zulchable, Unzulchable, Zulchability

I was Zulching all the way through the x factor
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang

Zulch by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010

Zulch 

An large explosion of cum

I just zulched all over her face

Zulch by Don't care didn't ask December 21, 2019