Congratulations, you have made it to a level of sheer boredom that few humans have ever reached. You've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. You're FAR past this point. mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq is nothing but a distant memory. qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtg, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, pzoxicuvybtnrmelwkqjahsgdf. You've gone through it all to find this point. You are a true warrior, my friend.
"Hey bro why is 'zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd' in your search history?"
*sweats nervously* "Uh... I don't wanna talk about it"
"Wait... you..."
"No, it's not what it looks like I swear!"
"... ..."
"Stop. You don't know anything."
"I... ..."
"Just STOP!"
"... I can't believe you. I can't believe any of this."
*begins to cry hysterically* "I'M SORRY, OKAY? IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I JUST, I...-"
"Don't cry. It's okay."
"...H-How do you know?"
"Because I was there once. I know how it feels to be in so deep that you feel like there's no escape, no end to this level of boredom. And you know what?"
*sniffles and pulls self together* "...What?"
"I'm here to help."
*hugging* "Thank you so much, I really needed the support."
"No problem, friend. Now... what do you say we go search up on Urban Dictionary some questionable sex slang like the rest of the world?"
"I think that sounds wonderful."
*sweats nervously* "Uh... I don't wanna talk about it"
"Wait... you..."
"No, it's not what it looks like I swear!"
"... ..."
"Stop. You don't know anything."
"I... ..."
"Just STOP!"
"... I can't believe you. I can't believe any of this."
*begins to cry hysterically* "I'M SORRY, OKAY? IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I JUST, I...-"
"Don't cry. It's okay."
"...H-How do you know?"
"Because I was there once. I know how it feels to be in so deep that you feel like there's no escape, no end to this level of boredom. And you know what?"
*sniffles and pulls self together* "...What?"
"I'm here to help."
*hugging* "Thank you so much, I really needed the support."
"No problem, friend. Now... what do you say we go search up on Urban Dictionary some questionable sex slang like the rest of the world?"
"I think that sounds wonderful."
by mynamejet September 5, 2017
It is boredom at its max, any potential you had have now become extinct. Your chance of living a non-bored life will seem unachievable at this point but don't worry if you have the hope one day we will live in a non-bored world.
Character A : I am bored.
Character B : Don't fret my friend, you know once I reached zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd with how bored I was.
Character A : OH my GAWD, that's... that's unbelievable!!
Character B : Don't fret my friend, you know once I reached zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd with how bored I was.
Character A : OH my GAWD, that's... that's unbelievable!!
by Your INTP Nerd January 9, 2022
The sign of near death of boredom. you started on the bottom left of the keyboard then top right moving from bottom left one over to the right and for the top right moving one to the left, this repeats until you get to the end of the row were you start on the row above for bottom left and row below for top right.
I now I am going to die of bordem becasue im typing stuff like zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd into the keybored
by Cheeseninja June 12, 2023
You are beyond bored that your actually putting too much thought into something you don’t care about, as you literally typed zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd!
by IAssasinatedJFK May 30, 2023